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85 - Into The Woods / Meet Kevin Johnson
Oct. 18, 2022

85 - Into The Woods / Meet Kevin Johnson

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 10 ("Into the Woods”) and Lost 4, 8 (“Meet Kevin Johnson"). Sami explains internet pranks to Pat, who was born to be a commando in the dark. Plus: Mountain Santa is back! Alternate Title …

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84 - Shadow / Listening to Fear (Buffy Only)
Oct. 11, 2022

84 - Shadow / Listening to Fear (Buffy Only)

In this Double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 8 ("Shadow”) and 5, 9 (“Listening to Fear"). Pat Rickrolls Sami and we can't handle these monsters. Alternate Title for this Episode: Baby Snek & The Saliva Cicada

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83 - Fool For Love / Ji Yeon
Oct. 4, 2022

83 - Fool For Love / Ji Yeon

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 7 ("Fool for Love”) and Lost 4, 7 (“Ji Yeon"). Sami wants to be a PI and is Pat softening on Riley?! Alternate Title for this Episode: Yin Yang Crazy Twins

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82 - Family / The Other Woman
Sept. 27, 2022

82 - Family / The Other Woman

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 6 ("Family”) and Lost 4, 6 (“The Other Woman"). Pat has huevos on his face, and Sami can't hang. Alternate Title for this Episode: Rebel Heart, Pumpkin Spice Soul

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81 - No Place Like Home / The Constant
Sept. 20, 2022

81 - No Place Like Home / The Constant

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 5 ("No Place Like Home”) and Lost 4, 5 (“The Constant"). We have lots of questions about bundts and monks. Alternate Title for this Episode: Do Monks Have Mirrors?

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80 - Out of My Mind / Eggtown
Sept. 13, 2022

80 - Out of My Mind / Eggtown

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 4 ("Out of My Mind”) and Lost 4, 4 (“Eggtown"). Pat wants to bring back food trinket surprises and Sami shares a few shameful regrets. Alternate Title for this Episode: Newt Eye for the …

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79 - The Replacement / The Economist
Aug. 30, 2022

79 - The Replacement / The Economist

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 3 ("The Replacement”) and Lost 4, 3 (“The Economist"). Pat gives Sami a new nickname and we discuss how we would handle twin versions of ourselves. Alternate Title for this Episode: Look at me, …

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78 - Real Me / Confirmed Dead
Aug. 23, 2022

78 - Real Me / Confirmed Dead

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 2 ("Real Me”) and Lost 4, 2 (“Confirmed Dead"). Pat is cracking the Tara case wide open, and Sami wants you to put mayonnaise in your hair. Alternate Title for this Episode: Daudling Doofuses

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77 - Buffy Vs Dracula / The Beginning of the End
Aug. 16, 2022

77 - Buffy Vs Dracula / The Beginning of the End

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 1 ("Buffy vs Dracula”) and Lost 4, 1 (“The Beginning of The End"). Pat expertly breaks down Astrology, Sami gets nerdy about Dracula lore, and heatedly debate pulp vs no pulp OJ. Alternate Title …

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76 - Restless (Buffy Only)
Aug. 9, 2022

76 - Restless (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat and special guest Kathleen Shannon of Braid Creative discuss the season four finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (“Restless”). Pat loves the Cheese Guy and Kathleen does some dream interpretation. Alternate Title …

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75 - Primeval / Through the Looking Glass: Part 2
July 26, 2022

75 - Primeval / Through the Looking Glass: Part 2

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 21 ("Primeval”) and Lost 3, 23 (“Through The Looking Glass, Part 2"). Professor Walsh has fawn feet, and Sami wishes she had Exorcist head. Alternate Title for this Episode: Bad Vibrations.

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74 - The Yoko Factor / Through the Looking Glass: Part 1
July 19, 2022

74 - The Yoko Factor / Through the Looking Glass: Part 1

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 20 ("The Yoko Factor”) and Lost 3, 22 (“Through The Looking Glass, Part 1"). Sami just wants to buy popcorn in peace and Pat doesn't know farm lingo. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shuckin' …

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73 - New Moon Rising / Greatest Hits
July 12, 2022

73 - New Moon Rising / Greatest Hits

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 19 ("New Moon Rising”) and Lost 3, 21 (“Greatest Hits"). Pat has imaginary friends and Sami needed ice cream this week. Alternate Title for this Episode: Panic Meltdown City

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72 - Where the Wild Things Are / The Man Behind the Curtain
July 5, 2022

72 - Where the Wild Things Are / The Man Behind the Curtain

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 18 ("Where the Wild Things Are”) and Lost 3, 20 (“The Man Behind the Curtain"). We give bathroom decorating tips for keeping ghosts and murderers at bay, and Pat was almost fired over Veggie …

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71 - Superstar / The Brig
June 28, 2022

71 - Superstar / The Brig

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 17 ("Superstar”) and Lost 3, 19 (“The Brig"). Pat is nipple blind and Sami recorded into the wrong mic. #sorry Alternate Title for this Episode: Good Times, Good Shrines

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70 - This Year's Girl / Who Are You? (Buffy Only)
June 21, 2022

70 - This Year's Girl / Who Are You? (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy Season 4, episodes 15 ("This Year's Girl”) and 16 (“Who Are You?"). Sami has coma questions, Pat is a little monster, and Mountain Santa returns! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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69 - Goodbye Iowa / D.O.C.
June 14, 2022

69 - Goodbye Iowa / D.O.C.

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 14 ("Goodbye, Iowa”) and Lost 3, 18 (“D.O.C."). Pat wants to take care Adam out with The Oregon Trail. We both fail at imitating his voice. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shish Ke-Doc

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68 - The I in Team / Catch-22
June 7, 2022

68 - The I in Team / Catch-22

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 13 ("The I in Team”) and Lost 3, 17 (“Catch-22"). Peppermint Patty wants to be a bodylifter. Salty Sami can’t with W’s today. Alternate Title for this Episode: Squid Ya Later

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67 - A New Man / One of Us
May 31, 2022

67 - A New Man / One of Us

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 12 ("A New Man”) and Lost 3, 16 (“One of Us"). Pat wants to start a Tangram puzzle bar. Sami does a live tarot pull in honor of World Tarot Day. Alternate Title for …

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66 - Doomed / Left behind
May 24, 2022

66 - Doomed / Left behind

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 11 ("Doomed”) and Lost 3, 15 (“Left Behind"). It's Sami's birthday! And Pat isn't friends with TikTok. Alternate Title for this Episode: Hellmouth Hungry

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65 - Hush / Exposé
May 17, 2022

65 - Hush / Exposé

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 10 ("Hush”) and Lost 3, 14 (“Exposé"). Sami has a new crystal doctor. Pat reminisces about his sweet high school bedroom. And Mercury is in retrograde! Alternate Title for this Episode: Go Outside, Touch …

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64 - Something Blue / The Man From Tallahassee
May 3, 2022

64 - Something Blue / The Man From Tallahassee

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 9 ("Something Blue”) and Lost 3, 13 (“The Man From Tallahassee"). We offer up dating and cookie baking advice. Sami would make one hell of a vengeance demon. Alternate Title for this Episode: Salacious …

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63 - Pangs / Par Avion
April 26, 2022

63 - Pangs / Par Avion

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 8 ("Pangs”) and Lost 3, 12 (“Par Avion"). Sami’s staying positive about her Covid positivity. Pat invents a new hair product. Alternate Title for this Episode: That'll Do, Bear.

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62 - The Initiative / Enter 77
April 19, 2022

62 - The Initiative / Enter 77

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 7 ("The Initiative”) and Lost 3, 11 (“Enter 77"). Sami remembers her awkward first kiss and Pat goes fishing for puns again. Title for this Episode: Give Us A Kiss

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