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July 5, 2022

72 - Where the Wild Things Are / The Man Behind the Curtain

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 18 ("Where the Wild Things Are”) and Lost 3, 20 (“The Man Behind the Curtain"). We give bathroom decorating tips for keeping ghosts and murderers at bay, and Pat was almost fired over Veggie …

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June 28, 2022

71 - Superstar / The Brig

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 17 ("Superstar”) and Lost 3, 19 (“The Brig"). Pat is nipple blind and Sami recorded into the wrong mic. #sorry Alternate Title for this Episode: Good Times, Good Shrines

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June 21, 2022

70 - This Year's Girl / Who Are You? (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy Season 4, episodes 15 ("This Year's Girl”) and 16 (“Who Are You?"). Sami has coma questions, Pat is a little monster, and Mountain Santa returns! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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June 14, 2022

69 - Goodbye Iowa / D.O.C.

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 14 ("Goodbye, Iowa”) and Lost 3, 18 (“D.O.C."). Pat wants to take care Adam out with The Oregon Trail. We both fail at imitating his voice. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shish Ke-Doc

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June 7, 2022

68 - The I in Team / Catch-22

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 13 ("The I in Team”) and Lost 3, 17 (“Catch-22"). Peppermint Patty wants to be a bodylifter. Salty Sami can’t with W’s today. Alternate Title for this Episode: Squid Ya Later

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May 31, 2022

67 - A New Man / One of Us

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 12 ("A New Man”) and Lost 3, 16 (“One of Us"). Pat wants to start a Tangram puzzle bar. Sami does a live tarot pull in honor of World Tarot Day. Alternate Title for …

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May 24, 2022

66 - Doomed / Left behind

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 11 ("Doomed”) and Lost 3, 15 (“Left Behind"). It's Sami's birthday! And Pat isn't friends with TikTok. Alternate Title for this Episode: Hellmouth Hungry

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May 17, 2022

65 - Hush / Exposé

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 10 ("Hush”) and Lost 3, 14 (“Exposé"). Sami has a new crystal doctor. Pat reminisces about his sweet high school bedroom. And Mercury is in retrograde! Alternate Title for this Episode: Go Outside, Touch …

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May 3, 2022

64 - Something Blue / The Man From Tallahassee

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 9 ("Something Blue”) and Lost 3, 13 (“The Man From Tallahassee"). We offer up dating and cookie baking advice. Sami would make one hell of a vengeance demon. Alternate Title for this Episode: Salacious …

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April 26, 2022

63 - Pangs / Par Avion

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 8 ("Pangs”) and Lost 3, 12 (“Par Avion"). Sami’s staying positive about her Covid positivity. Pat invents a new hair product. Alternate Title for this Episode: That'll Do, Bear.

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April 19, 2022

62 - The Initiative / Enter 77

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 7 ("The Initiative”) and Lost 3, 11 (“Enter 77"). Sami remembers her awkward first kiss and Pat goes fishing for puns again. Title for this Episode: Give Us A Kiss

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April 12, 2022

61 - Wild at Heart / Tricia Tanaka is Dead

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 6 ("Wild at Heart”) and Lost 3, 10 (“Tricia Tanaka is Dead"). Sami is broken by this episode, but at least her puns are on fire! Alternate Title for this Episode: The Tail of …

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March 29, 2022

60 - Beer Bad / Stranger in a Strange Land

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 5 ("Beer Bad”) and Lost 3, 9 (“Stranger in a Strange Land"). Sami has a new girl crush, and Pat wants to brew Black Frost IRL. Alternate Title for this Episode: A Neander-tall Tale

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March 22, 2022

59 - Fear Itself / Flashes Before Your Eyes

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 4 ("Fear Itself”) and Lost 3, 8 (“Flashes Before Your Eyes"). Sami cancels St. Patrick and Pat missed his chance as a frat boy. Alternate Title for this Episode: Trapped in the Frattic

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March 15, 2022

58 - The Harsh Light of Day / Not in Portland

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 3 ("The Harsh Light of Day”) and Lost 3, 7 (“Not In Portland"). We’re bringing the flash and thunder this episode, and we lament the belly shirts and too-tight coats from our youth. Alternate …

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March 8, 2022

57 - Living Conditions / I Do

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy 4, 2 ("Living Conditions”) and Lost 3, 6 (“I Do"). Sami is glad she never had a roommate, and we have the best demon voices. Alternate Title for this Episode: It's Cher Time!

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March 1, 2022

56 - The Freshman / The Cost of Living

We're back from break! This week, Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 1 ("Freshman”) and Lost 3, 5 (“The Cost of Living"). They share some college stories as Pat is overly concerned about his teeth and inadvertently digs up Sami’s …

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Feb. 1, 2022

55 - (Buffy Only) Graduation Day Part 1 / Part 2

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat discuss the Buffy Season 3 two-pahtah finale, Episodes 21 & 22 (Graduation Day, Parts 1 & 2). Pat shares an embarrassing graduation gown story, and Sami thinks violence is sometimes warranted. We …

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Jan. 25, 2022

54 - The Prom / Every Man for Himself

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 3, 20 ("The Prom”) and Lost 3, 4 (“Every Man For Himself"). We reminisce about our prom experiences, and we definitely understand TikTok. Pat is a Jedi Makashi artist? Alternate Title for this Episode: When …

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Jan. 18, 2022

53 - Choices / Further Instructions

Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 19 ("Choices”) and Lost 3, 3 (“Further Instructions"). Pat uses an Unforgivable Curse and was a baby pyro. Sami sets up parameters for cults vs families. Alternate Title for this Episode: Sweat Lodge Whacky

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Jan. 11, 2022

52 - Earshot / The Glass Ballerina

Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss the sensitive topic of gun violence and school shootings. Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 18 ("Earshot”) and Lost 3, 2 (“The Glass Ballerina"). Sami confuses Disney birds and Pat gets creative with …

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Jan. 4, 2022

51 - Enemies / Tale of Two Cities

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 17 ("Enemies”) and Lost Season 3, Episode 1 (“A Tale of Two Cities"). We talk about our Batman alter egos and Sami's never been invited to a book club. Alternate Title for …

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Dec. 21, 2021

50 - (LOST Only) Live Together, Die Alone - Parts 1 and 2

In this special Lost-only episode, Sami and Pat review the two-part Lost Season 2 finale (Live Together, Die Alone: Parts 1 & 2). Pat has a bizarre 7th grade survival skills experience. We have several phenomenal ideas for improving life …

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Dec. 14, 2021

49 - Dopplegangland / Three Minutes

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 16 ("Doppelgangland”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 22 (“Three Minutes"). We're very Sami-Pat-ico on this Buffy episode (perhaps our favorite ever?) and in Lost, we get a genuine scramble going. Alternate Title …

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