Episodes

April 20, 2021

25 - Innocence / Exodus: Part 1

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 14 ("Innocence”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 23 (“Exodus: Part 1"). Pat fantasizes about a life with the Gorch brothers and Sami teaches Pat some French. Alternate Title for …

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April 13, 2021

24 - Surprise / Born to Run

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 13 ("Surprise”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 22 (“Born to Run"). Sami squeals A LOT and sweet innocent Pat doesn't pick up on innuendos. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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April 6, 2021

23 - Bad Eggs / The Greater Good

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 12 ("Bad Eggs”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 21 (“The Greater Good”). Sami couldn't afford a GigaPet, Pat goes overboard with egg-puns so Sami sends him into Eggxile. Alternate …

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March 30, 2021

22 - Ted / Do No Harm

Sami & Pat watch Buffy Season 2, Episode 11 ("Ted”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 20 (“Do No Harm”). Pat gets a little too much enjoyment out of this Buffy episode and neither of them know their blood type. Alternate …

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March 23, 2021

21 - What’s My Line? Parts 1 & 2 (Buffy only)

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 9 ("What's My Line? Part 1”) and Episode 10 (“What's My Line? Part 2”). This is a Buffy only episode - sorry Lost fans! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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March 16, 2021

20 - The Dark Age / Deus Ex Machina

Trebuchet Sami & Leaky Bucket Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 8 ("The Dark Age”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 19 (“Deus Ex Machina”). Sami brings a Furby to the movies and Pat finally finds a way …

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March 9, 2021

19 - Lie To Me / Numbers

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 7 ("Lie to Me”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 18 (“Numbers”). Pat tries to grow a beard, has a very bad cereal experience, and refuses to invest in Sami's …

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March 2, 2021

18 - Halloween / In Translation

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 6 ("Halloween”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 17 (“...In Translation”). Sami has too many emotions and Pat has none because #winter. Alternate Title for this Episode: "Everyone Has Daddy …

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Feb. 23, 2021

17 - Reptile Boy / Outlaws

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 5 ("Reptile Boy”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 16 (“Outlaws”). Pat considers getting frosted tips and a tattoo and realizes he has the same outfit as Xander. Alternate Title …

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Feb. 16, 2021

16 - Inca Mummy Girl / Homecoming

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 4 ("Inca Mummy Girl”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 15 (“Homecoming”). We decide who we'd want with us if we were Lost, sing a lot, and try out some …

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Feb. 2, 2021

15 - School Hard / Special

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 3 ("School Hard”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 14 (“Special”). These are banger episodes! Sami goes to the principal’s office and Pat has Charlie Chaplin eyebrows. Pat is definitely …

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Jan. 26, 2021

14 - Some Assembly Required / Hearts and Minds

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 2 ("Some Assembly Required”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 13 (“Hearts and Minds”). Even more bodies are dug up, we talk expertly about football, and SO. MANY. PUNS. Alternate …

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Jan. 19, 2021

13 -When She Was Bad / Whatever the Case May Be

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 1 ("When She Was Bad”) and Lost Season 1, Episode 12 (“Whatever The Case May Be”). Bodies are dug up, inner moppets are spanked, and Pat has food-on-face issues. …

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Jan. 12, 2021

12 - Prophecy Girl (Buffy only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat and special guest Kathleen Shannon of Braid Creative discuss the season one finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Prophecy Girl"). We also talk about how to handle rejection, violence in schools, and …

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Jan. 5, 2021

11 - Out of Mind, Out of Sight / All the Best Cowboys have Daddy Issu…

Sami & Pat discuss the 11th episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Out of Mind, Out of Sight”) and Lost (“All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues”). We invent new deodorants and unpack high school locker room nudity. Alternate Title …

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Dec. 29, 2020

10 - Nightmares / Raised by Another

Sami & Pat discuss the tenth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Nightmares”) and Lost (“Raised by Another”). We debate the best Mac n Cheese and share our own recurring nightmares and childhood traumas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Spidersplosion!

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Dec. 22, 2020

09 - The Puppet Show / Solitary

Sami & Pat discuss the ninth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("The Puppet Show”) and Lost (“Solitary”). Sami has a tattoo and Pat shares a fond Christmas memory. Alternate Title for this Episode: Demon Claws and Duraflame Logs.

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Dec. 15, 2020

08 - I Robot, You Jane / Confidence Man

Sami & Pat discuss the eighth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("I Robot, You Jane”) and Lost (“Confidence Man”). Paddywack tries to solve riddles and loses his mind trying to think of Jeff Goldblum's name. Alternate Title for this …

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Dec. 8, 2020

07 - Angel / The Moth

Sami & Pat discuss the seventh episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Angel”) and Lost (“The Moth”). Pat does a great Angel impression and holds on to his shorts as Sami bests him with a Star Wars reference. Alternate name …

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Dec. 1, 2020

06 - The Pack / House of the Rising Sun

Sami & Pat discuss the sixth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("The Pack”) and Lost (“House of the Rising Sun”). Sami falls for clickbait, and Pat pays way too much for a stay-at-home movie. Alternate name for this episode: …

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Nov. 24, 2020

05 -Never Kill a Boy On the First Date / White Rabbit

Sami & Pat discuss the fifth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Never Kill A Boy on The First Date”) and Lost (“White Rabbit”). Pat makes fun of how Sami pronounces things and they invent a new, eco-friendly tool for …

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Nov. 17, 2020

04 - Teacher’s Pet / Walkabout

Sami & Pat discuss the fourth episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Teacher's Pet") and Lost ("Walkabout"), and also sing a little bit. Alternate name for this episode: Welcome to Dinersaur, Home of the Dino-Nugget.

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Nov. 10, 2020

03 - Witch / Tabula Rasa

Sami & Pat discuss the third episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Witch) and Lost (Tabula Rasa), and share some embarrassing confessions about our high school selves. Alternate name for this episode: Driving Lesson Disasters & Brownie Snobbery.

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Nov. 3, 2020

02 - The Harvest / Pilot: Part 2

This week, we're talking about the second episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (The Harvest) and Lost (Pilot, Part 2), and we also do some pretty terrible impersonations. Alternate name for this episode: Sex Handcuffs and Blood Wells.

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