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61 - Wild at Heart / Tricia Tanaka is Dead
April 12, 2022

61 - Wild at Heart / Tricia Tanaka is Dead

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 6 ("Wild at Heart”) and Lost 3, 10 (“Tricia Tanaka is Dead"). Sami is broken by this episode, but at least her puns are on fire! Alternate Title for this Episode: The Tail of …

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60 - Beer Bad / Stranger in a Strange Land
March 29, 2022

60 - Beer Bad / Stranger in a Strange Land

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 5 ("Beer Bad”) and Lost 3, 9 (“Stranger in a Strange Land"). Sami has a new girl crush, and Pat wants to brew Black Frost IRL. Alternate Title for this Episode: A Neander-tall Tale

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59 - Fear Itself / Flashes Before Your Eyes
March 22, 2022

59 - Fear Itself / Flashes Before Your Eyes

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 4 ("Fear Itself”) and Lost 3, 8 (“Flashes Before Your Eyes"). Sami cancels St. Patrick and Pat missed his chance as a frat boy. Alternate Title for this Episode: Trapped in the Frattic

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58 - The Harsh Light of Day / Not in Portland
March 15, 2022

58 - The Harsh Light of Day / Not in Portland

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 3 ("The Harsh Light of Day”) and Lost 3, 7 (“Not In Portland"). We’re bringing the flash and thunder this episode, and we lament the belly shirts and too-tight coats from our youth. Alternate …

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57 - Living Conditions  / I Do
March 8, 2022

57 - Living Conditions / I Do

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy 4, 2 ("Living Conditions”) and Lost 3, 6 (“I Do"). Sami is glad she never had a roommate, and we have the best demon voices. Alternate Title for this Episode: It's Cher Time!

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56 - The Freshman / The Cost of Living
March 1, 2022

56 - The Freshman / The Cost of Living

We're back from break! This week, Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 1 ("Freshman”) and Lost 3, 5 (“The Cost of Living"). They share some college stories as Pat is overly concerned about his teeth and inadvertently digs up Sami’s …

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55 - (Buffy Only) Graduation Day Part 1 / Part 2
Feb. 1, 2022

55 - (Buffy Only) Graduation Day Part 1 / Part 2

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat discuss the Buffy Season 3 two-pahtah finale, Episodes 21 & 22 (Graduation Day, Parts 1 & 2). Pat shares an embarrassing graduation gown story, and Sami thinks violence is sometimes warranted. We …

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54 - The Prom / Every Man for Himself
Jan. 25, 2022

54 - The Prom / Every Man for Himself

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 3, 20 ("The Prom”) and Lost 3, 4 (“Every Man For Himself"). We reminisce about our prom experiences, and we definitely understand TikTok. Pat is a Jedi Makashi artist? Alternate Title for this Episode: When …

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53 - Choices / Further Instructions
Jan. 18, 2022

53 - Choices / Further Instructions

Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 19 ("Choices”) and Lost 3, 3 (“Further Instructions"). Pat uses an Unforgivable Curse and was a baby pyro. Sami sets up parameters for cults vs families. Alternate Title for this Episode: Sweat Lodge Whacky

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52 - Earshot / The Glass Ballerina
Jan. 11, 2022

52 - Earshot / The Glass Ballerina

Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss the sensitive topic of gun violence and school shootings. Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 18 ("Earshot”) and Lost 3, 2 (“The Glass Ballerina"). Sami confuses Disney birds and Pat gets creative with …

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51 - Enemies / Tale of Two Cities
Jan. 4, 2022

51 - Enemies / Tale of Two Cities

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 17 ("Enemies”) and Lost Season 3, Episode 1 (“A Tale of Two Cities"). We talk about our Batman alter egos and Sami's never been invited to a book club. Alternate Title for …

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50 - (LOST Only) Live Together, Die Alone - Parts 1 and 2
Dec. 21, 2021

50 - (LOST Only) Live Together, Die Alone - Parts 1 and 2

In this special Lost-only episode, Sami and Pat review the two-part Lost Season 2 finale (Live Together, Die Alone: Parts 1 & 2). Pat has a bizarre 7th grade survival skills experience. We have several phenomenal ideas for improving life …

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49 - Dopplegangland / Three Minutes
Dec. 14, 2021

49 - Dopplegangland / Three Minutes

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 16 ("Doppelgangland”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 22 (“Three Minutes"). We're very Sami-Pat-ico on this Buffy episode (perhaps our favorite ever?) and in Lost, we get a genuine scramble going. Alternate Title …

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48 - Consequences / ?
Dec. 7, 2021

48 - Consequences / ?

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 15 ("Consequences”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 21 (“?"). Pat won’t stick to the script and we debate what color Sami’s hair will be when she’s 46. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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47 - Bad Girls / Two for the Road
Nov. 23, 2021

47 - Bad Girls / Two for the Road

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 14 ("Bad Girls”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 20 (“Two For The Road"). Sami reflects on her saddest Thanksgiving ever (but it's funny now, promise!). Pat invents good luck leaves? (Sami is …

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46 - The Zeppo / S.O.S.
Nov. 16, 2021

46 - The Zeppo / S.O.S.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 13 ("The Zeppo”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 19 (“S.O.S."). Pat is a real street shark, and we both fed things to our VCRs. Alternate Title for this Episode: Two Marbles and …

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45 - Helpless / Dave
Nov. 9, 2021

45 - Helpless / Dave

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 12 ("Helpless”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 18 (“Dave"). Sami drops some crystal knowledge. Pat mansplains how to "Hulk up" to open jars. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Beanie Episode.

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44 - Gingerbread / Lockdown
Nov. 2, 2021

44 - Gingerbread / Lockdown

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 11 ("Gingerbread”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 17 (“Lockdown"). Sami can make a costume out of anything. You can’t read Pat’s poker face. Alternate Title for this Episode: Mustache Pyramid

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43 - Amends / The Whole Truth
Oct. 26, 2021

43 - Amends / The Whole Truth

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 10 ("Amends”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 16 (“The Whole Truth"). Pat has no idea what chocobos are or what his name should be. Sami and SMG can’t pull off bangs. Alternate …

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BONUS:  Buffy The Vampire Slayer - The Movie
Oct. 19, 2021

BONUS: Buffy The Vampire Slayer - The Movie

Weeee're baaack! In this special bonus episode, Sami & Pat finally watch and discuss the 1992 Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie. Sami is a funky chicken and Pat declares most movies would be #BetterWithWalken. Alternate Title for this Episode: Ratatouille …

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42 - The Wish / Maternity Leave
Aug. 24, 2021

42 - The Wish / Maternity Leave

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 9 ("The Wish”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 15 (“Maternity Leave"). We talk about appropriate post-breakup behavior and Sami does an eerily good Anyanka impression. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Titanic …

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41 - Lovers Walk / One of Them
Aug. 17, 2021

41 - Lovers Walk / One of Them

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 8 ("Lovers Walk”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 14 (“One of Them"). We also try out being slam poets (again) and food critics. Alternate Title for this Episode: Chicken Soup for the …

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40 - Revelations / The Long Con
Aug. 10, 2021

40 - Revelations / The Long Con

Sami Jo and Patty Bo discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 7 ("Revelations”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 13 (“The Long Con"). We debate the coolness factor of wearing band t-shirts to concerts and Pat has a wild theory about who …

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39 - Band Candy / Fire and Water
Aug. 3, 2021

39 - Band Candy / Fire and Water

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 6 ("Band Candy”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 12 (“Fire + Water"). We compare SAT scores and Pat gets hot for Ripper and long circular dolly shots. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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