Episodes

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 9 ("Something Blue”) and Lost 3, 13 (“The Man From Tallahassee"). We offer up dating and cookie baking advice. Sami would make one hell of a vengeance demon. Alternate Title for this Episode: Salacious …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 8 ("Pangs”) and Lost 3, 12 (“Par Avion"). Sami’s staying positive about her Covid positivity. Pat invents a new hair product. Alternate Title for this Episode: That'll Do, Bear.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 7 ("The Initiative”) and Lost 3, 11 (“Enter 77"). Sami remembers her awkward first kiss and Pat goes fishing for puns again. Title for this Episode: Give Us A Kiss

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 6 ("Wild at Heart”) and Lost 3, 10 (“Tricia Tanaka is Dead"). Sami is broken by this episode, but at least her puns are on fire! Alternate Title for this Episode: The Tail of …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 5 ("Beer Bad”) and Lost 3, 9 (“Stranger in a Strange Land"). Sami has a new girl crush, and Pat wants to brew Black Frost IRL. Alternate Title for this Episode: A Neander-tall Tale

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 4 ("Fear Itself”) and Lost 3, 8 (“Flashes Before Your Eyes"). Sami cancels St. Patrick and Pat missed his chance as a frat boy. Alternate Title for this Episode: Trapped in the Frattic

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 3 ("The Harsh Light of Day”) and Lost 3, 7 (“Not In Portland"). We’re bringing the flash and thunder this episode, and we lament the belly shirts and too-tight coats from our youth. Alternate …

Sami & Pat discuss Buffy 4, 2 ("Living Conditions”) and Lost 3, 6 (“I Do"). Sami is glad she never had a roommate, and we have the best demon voices. Alternate Title for this Episode: It's Cher Time!

We're back from break! This week, Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 4, 1 ("Freshman”) and Lost 3, 5 (“The Cost of Living"). They share some college stories as Pat is overly concerned about his teeth and inadvertently digs up Sami’s …

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat discuss the Buffy Season 3 two-pahtah finale, Episodes 21 & 22 (Graduation Day, Parts 1 & 2). Pat shares an embarrassing graduation gown story, and Sami thinks violence is sometimes warranted. We …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy 3, 20 ("The Prom”) and Lost 3, 4 (“Every Man For Himself"). We reminisce about our prom experiences, and we definitely understand TikTok. Pat is a Jedi Makashi artist? Alternate Title for this Episode: When …

Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 19 ("Choices”) and Lost 3, 3 (“Further Instructions"). Pat uses an Unforgivable Curse and was a baby pyro. Sami sets up parameters for cults vs families. Alternate Title for this Episode: Sweat Lodge Whacky

Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss the sensitive topic of gun violence and school shootings. Sami and Pat review Buffy 3, 18 ("Earshot”) and Lost 3, 2 (“The Glass Ballerina"). Sami confuses Disney birds and Pat gets creative with …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 17 ("Enemies”) and Lost Season 3, Episode 1 (“A Tale of Two Cities"). We talk about our Batman alter egos and Sami's never been invited to a book club. Alternate Title for …

In this special Lost-only episode, Sami and Pat review the two-part Lost Season 2 finale (Live Together, Die Alone: Parts 1 & 2). Pat has a bizarre 7th grade survival skills experience. We have several phenomenal ideas for improving life …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 16 ("Doppelgangland”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 22 (“Three Minutes"). We're very Sami-Pat-ico on this Buffy episode (perhaps our favorite ever?) and in Lost, we get a genuine scramble going. Alternate Title …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 15 ("Consequences”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 21 (“?"). Pat won’t stick to the script and we debate what color Sami’s hair will be when she’s 46. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 14 ("Bad Girls”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 20 (“Two For The Road"). Sami reflects on her saddest Thanksgiving ever (but it's funny now, promise!). Pat invents good luck leaves? (Sami is …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 13 ("The Zeppo”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 19 (“S.O.S."). Pat is a real street shark, and we both fed things to our VCRs. Alternate Title for this Episode: Two Marbles and …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 12 ("Helpless”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 18 (“Dave"). Sami drops some crystal knowledge. Pat mansplains how to "Hulk up" to open jars. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Beanie Episode.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 11 ("Gingerbread”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 17 (“Lockdown"). Sami can make a costume out of anything. You can’t read Pat’s poker face. Alternate Title for this Episode: Mustache Pyramid

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 10 ("Amends”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 16 (“The Whole Truth"). Pat has no idea what chocobos are or what his name should be. Sami and SMG can’t pull off bangs. Alternate …

Weeee're baaack! In this special bonus episode, Sami & Pat finally watch and discuss the 1992 Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie. Sami is a funky chicken and Pat declares most movies would be #BetterWithWalken. Alternate Title for this Episode: Ratatouille …

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 9 ("The Wish”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 15 (“Maternity Leave"). We talk about appropriate post-breakup behavior and Sami does an eerily good Anyanka impression. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Titanic …