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Dec. 7, 2021

48 - Consequences / ?

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 15 ("Consequences”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 21 (“?"). Pat won’t stick to the script and we debate what color Sami’s hair will be when she’s 46. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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Nov. 23, 2021

47 - Bad Girls / Two for the Road

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 14 ("Bad Girls”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 20 (“Two For The Road"). Sami reflects on her saddest Thanksgiving ever (but it's funny now, promise!). Pat invents good luck leaves? (Sami is …

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Nov. 16, 2021

46 - The Zeppo / S.O.S.

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 13 ("The Zeppo”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 19 (“S.O.S."). Pat is a real street shark, and we both fed things to our VCRs. Alternate Title for this Episode: Two Marbles and …

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Nov. 9, 2021

45 - Helpless / Dave

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 12 ("Helpless”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 18 (“Dave"). Sami drops some crystal knowledge. Pat mansplains how to "Hulk up" to open jars. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Beanie Episode.

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Nov. 2, 2021

44 - Gingerbread / Lockdown

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 11 ("Gingerbread”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 17 (“Lockdown"). Sami can make a costume out of anything. You can’t read Pat’s poker face. Alternate Title for this Episode: Mustache Pyramid

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Oct. 26, 2021

43 - Amends / The Whole Truth

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 10 ("Amends”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 16 (“The Whole Truth"). Pat has no idea what chocobos are or what his name should be. Sami and SMG can’t pull off bangs. Alternate …

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Oct. 19, 2021

BONUS: Buffy The Vampire Slayer - The Movie

Weeee're baaack! In this special bonus episode, Sami & Pat finally watch and discuss the 1992 Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie. Sami is a funky chicken and Pat declares most movies would be #BetterWithWalken. Alternate Title for this Episode: Ratatouille …

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Aug. 24, 2021

42 - The Wish / Maternity Leave

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 9 ("The Wish”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 15 (“Maternity Leave"). We talk about appropriate post-breakup behavior and Sami does an eerily good Anyanka impression. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Titanic …

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Aug. 17, 2021

41 - Lovers Walk / One of Them

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 8 ("Lovers Walk”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 14 (“One of Them"). We also try out being slam poets (again) and food critics. Alternate Title for this Episode: Chicken Soup for the …

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Aug. 10, 2021

40 - Revelations / The Long Con

Sami Jo and Patty Bo discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 7 ("Revelations”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 13 (“The Long Con"). We debate the coolness factor of wearing band t-shirts to concerts and Pat has a wild theory about who …

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Aug. 3, 2021

39 - Band Candy / Fire and Water

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 6 ("Band Candy”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 12 (“Fire + Water"). We compare SAT scores and Pat gets hot for Ripper and long circular dolly shots. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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July 27, 2021

38 - Homecoming / The Hunting Party

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 5 ("Homecoming”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 11 (“The Hunting Party"). Pat does an excellent dial-up impression and gets Sami fired up in an Oz vs Xander debate. Alternate Title for this …

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July 20, 2021

37 - Beauty and the Beasts / The 23rd Psalm

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 4 ("Beauty and the Beasts”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 10 (“The 23rd Psalm"). Pat has a beast hiding inside him. Also: Ranch > Bleu Cheese. Alternate Title for this Episode: We’re …

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July 13, 2021

36 - Faith, Hope, & Trick / What Kate Did

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 3 ("Faith, Hope & Trick”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 9 (“What Kate Did"). We get emotional talking about The Lion King and Sami sings poorly-remembered Sweeney Todd songs. Alternate Title for …

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July 6, 2021

35 - Dead Man's Party / Collision

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 2 ("Dead Man's Party”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 8 (“Collision"). Pat doesn't want to be pumped full of anything and Sami revisits stepmom drama. Alternate Title for this Episode: Easy Cheesecake

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June 29, 2021

34 - Anne / The Other 48 Days

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 3, Episode 1 ("Anne”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 7 (“The Other 48 Days"). We develop new product lines, bond over our love for breakfast and bad whistling abilities, and do not take kindly …

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June 22, 2021

33 - Becoming Part 1 & 2 (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only two-pahtah, Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episodes 21 & 22 (Becoming, Parts 1 & 2). Pat collects merkins and Sami wishes she still had her collection of dusters. Alternate Title for this Episode: Lurkin' …

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June 15, 2021

32 - Go Fish / Abandoned

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episode 20 ("Go Fish”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 6 (“Abandoned"). Pat is piranha roll with fish puns and is a Master Swaddler. Alternate Title for this Episode: New Squids on the Block

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June 8, 2021

31 - I Only Have Eyes For You / ... And Found

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episode 19 ("I Only Have Eyes for You”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 5 (“...And Found"). We're pre-planning the best Halloween ever but there will be NO SNAKES! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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May 25, 2021

30 - Killed by Death / Everybody Hates Hugo

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episode 18 ("Killed by Death”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 4 (“Everybody Hates Hugo"). Pat might be a terrible husband and Sami has gnome envy. Alternate Title for this Episode: Der Poppinstad & …

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May 18, 2021

29 - Passion / Orientation

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episode 17 ("Passion”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 3 (“Orientation"). Sami tries her hand at slam poetry. Pat reminisces about his Jackson Five Christmas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Sami and Pat's Digital …

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May 11, 2021

28 - Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered / Adrift

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy Season 2, Episode 16 ("Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 2 (“Adrift"). We discuss the correct way to consume popcorn and Sami is a heartless monster who Pat suspects cursed him into …

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May 4, 2021

27 - Phases / Man of Science, Man of Faith

Sami and Pat discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 15 ("Phases”) and Lost Season 2, Episode 1 (“Man of Science, Man of Faith"). Sami sings in "bear-i-tone" Pat says "shaft" A LOT. So much you should turn it …

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April 27, 2021

26 - Exodus: Part 2 / Exodus: Part 3 (Lost Only)

In this special Lost-only episode, Sami and Pat review the final two parts of the Lost Season 1 finale (Exodus: Parts 2 & 3). They also reminisce about childhood toys, and try table-reading parts of the Lost transcript. It’s kind …

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