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109 - Older and Far Away / Some Like it Hoth
May 23, 2023

109 - Older and Far Away / Some Like it Hoth

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 14 ("Older and Far Away”) and Lost 5, 13 (“Some Like It Hoth"). Pat has the recipe for a perfect night in, and Sami knows a lot about crash test dummies. Alternate Title for …

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108 - Dead Things / Dead is Dead
May 16, 2023

108 - Dead Things / Dead is Dead

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 13 ("Dead Things”) and Lost 5, 12 (“Dead is Dead"). Pat claims to be a moonwalking fiend, and Sami’s here to explain the French. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Pondering Detectives

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107 - Doublemeat Palace / Whatever Happened, Happened
May 9, 2023

107 - Doublemeat Palace / Whatever Happened, Happened

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 12 ("Doublemeat Palace”) and Lost 5, 11 (“Whatever Happened, Happened"). Pat the Grillmaster spills all the fast food secrets, and Sami has the food preferences of a 5-year-old. Alternate Title for this Episode: What …

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106 - Gone / He's Our You
April 25, 2023

106 - Gone / He's Our You

Jo Jangles & Brohan are hot and fresh on the airwaves, watch Buffy 6, 11 ("Gone”) and Lost 5, 10 (“He’s Our You"). We don’t have chicken murder in our hearts. Alternate Title for this Episode: Texas Oldham.

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105 - Wrecked / Namaste
April 18, 2023

105 - Wrecked / Namaste

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 10 ("Wrecked”) and Lost 5, 9 (“Namaste"). Sami has fungus fears and thinks Pat is being sheisty about his predictions. Alternate Title for this Episode: Magick Junkie Town

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104 - Smashed / LaFleur
April 4, 2023

104 - Smashed / LaFleur

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 9 ("Smashed”) and Lost 5, 8 (“LaFleur"). Pat’s a street hopscotcher, and Dr. Sami is out. Alternate Title for this Episode: Rat Scratch Fever

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103 - Tabula Rasa / The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham
March 28, 2023

103 - Tabula Rasa / The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 8 ("Tabula Rasa”) and Lost 5, 7 (“The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham"). Sami visits a middle school, Pat’s a basic human, and we both go full Clint! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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102 - Once More With Feeling (Buffy Only)
March 21, 2023

102 - Once More With Feeling (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch the Buffy musical episode 6, 7 ("Once More, With Feeling”) Pat is Lord of the Dance, and Sami can’t figure out how he determines which musicals he likes or dislikes. Alternate …

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101 - All The Way / 316
March 14, 2023

101 - All The Way / 316

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 6 ("All The Way”) and Lost 5, 6 (“316"). We share first embarrassing first kiss stories and Pat has a solid theory about Lunchables. Alternate Title for this Episode: From Zero to Skin Suits

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100 - Life Serial / This Place is Death
March 7, 2023

100 - Life Serial / This Place is Death

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 5 ("Life Serial”) and Lost 5, 5 (“This Place is Death"). Pat is a real trickster and Sami’s puns are quite disarming. Alternate Title for this Episode: It’s a pan flute!

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99 - Flooded / The Little Prince
Feb. 28, 2023

99 - Flooded / The Little Prince

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 4 ("Flooded”) and Lost 5, 4 (“The Little Prince"). Pat totally wants to rewatch Buffy, and Sami’s making a peanut pool. Alternate Title for this Episode: M’Fishtick

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98 - After Life / Jughead
Feb. 14, 2023

98 - After Life / Jughead

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 3 ("After Life”) and Lost 5, 3 (“Jughead"). We have too much fun with ChatGPT. Sami can’t emulate sound effects, and Pat imagines living on a boat. Alternate Title for this Episode: Papa Gino’s …

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97 - Bargaining - Part 1 & Part 2 (Double Buffy)
Feb. 7, 2023

97 - Bargaining - Part 1 & Part 2 (Double Buffy)

In this double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 1&2 ("Bargaining, Part 1 & Part 2”). Sami no lika Bambi, and we reimagine Grease with demons. Alternate Title for this Episode: Grease N’ Demons

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96 - The Gift (Buffy Only)
Jan. 31, 2023

96 - The Gift (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch the Buffy Season 5 finale ("The Gift”). Pat is coco-nuts for tough talk and Play-Doh > Dawn. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shpdoinkle!

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95 - The Weight of the World / The Lie
Jan. 24, 2023

95 - The Weight of the World / The Lie

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 21 ("The Weight of the World”) and Lost 5, 2 (“The Lie"). Pat has a winged inner unicorn named Gary, Sami’s bringing Kali energy, and we deconstruct our perfect sandwiches. Alternate Title for this …

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94 - Tough Love / Spiral (Double Buffy)
Jan. 17, 2023

94 - Tough Love / Spiral (Double Buffy)

In this Double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 19 ("Tough Love”) & 20 (“Spiral"). Pat’s predictions are spicy! And so are our new business ideas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Gelatinous Meat Rockets

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93 - Intervention / Because You Left
Jan. 10, 2023

93 - Intervention / Because You Left

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 18 ("Intervention”) and Lost 5, 1 (“Because You Left"). Sami is a woman of many robes. Pat only sees in C4KHDR. Alternate Title for this Episode: Blurffy the Half-Priced Junkyard Bot

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92 - Forever / There's No Place Like Home (Part 3)
Dec. 20, 2022

92 - Forever / There's No Place Like Home (Part 3)

Weatherman Pat & Grandma Sweater Sami watch Buffy 5, 17 ("Forever”) and Lost 4, 14 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 3"). We talk video games, movie theatre etiquette, and try to figure out what Baby Aaron’s been eating. Alternate …

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91 - The Body (Buffy Only)
Dec. 13, 2022

91 - The Body (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 16 ("The Body”). Pat doesn’t want to feel his feelings, Sami loves feeling all the feelings, and Furbys bring us back to the light. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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90 - I Was Made to Love You / There's No Place Like Home (Part 2)
Dec. 6, 2022

90 - I Was Made to Love You / There's No Place Like Home (Part 2)

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 15 ("I Was Made To Love You”) and Lost 4, 13 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 2"). Pat teaches Sami about “new math” and K9 training. Alternate Title for this Episode: Lowkey & …

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89 - Crush / There's No Place Like Home (Part 1)
Nov. 22, 2022

89 - Crush / There's No Place Like Home (Part 1)

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 14 ("Crush”) and Lost 4, 12 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 1"). Happy Thanksgiving! Sami’s got a meat hammer, and Pat goes off the rails with train puns. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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88 - Blood Ties / Cabin Fever
Nov. 15, 2022

88 - Blood Ties / Cabin Fever

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 13 ("Blood Ties”) and Lost 4, 11 (“Cabin Fever"). We try out some new Zoom features. Sami may be podcasting from the other side and Pat's face is rusting. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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87 - Checkpoint / Something Nice Back Home
Nov. 8, 2022

87 - Checkpoint / Something Nice Back Home

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 12 ("Checkpoint”) and Lost 4, 10 (“Something Nice Back Home"). Sami almost shoplifts and Bad Pat has arrived! Alternate Title for this Episode: The Frozen Pizza Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

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86 - Triangle / The Shape of Things to Come
Nov. 1, 2022

86 - Triangle / The Shape of Things to Come

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 11 ("Triangle”) and Lost 4, 9 (“The Shape of Things to Come"). We expertly discuss style and the history of tennis. Sami has a Cat in the Hat story, and Pat has some wild …

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