Episodes

Jan. 31, 2023

96 - The Gift (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch the Buffy Season 5 finale ("The Gift”). Pat is coco-nuts for tough talk and Play-Doh > Dawn. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shpdoinkle!

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Jan. 24, 2023

95 - The Weight of the World / The Lie

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 21 ("The Weight of the World”) and Lost 5, 2 (“The Lie"). Pat has a winged inner unicorn named Gary, Sami’s bringing Kali energy, and we deconstruct our perfect sandwiches. Alternate Title for this …

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Jan. 17, 2023

94 - Tough Love / Spiral (Double Buffy)

In this Double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 19 ("Tough Love”) & 20 (“Spiral"). Pat’s predictions are spicy! And so are our new business ideas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Gelatinous Meat Rockets

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Jan. 10, 2023

93 - Intervention / Because You Left

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 18 ("Intervention”) and Lost 5, 1 (“Because You Left"). Sami is a woman of many robes. Pat only sees in C4KHDR. Alternate Title for this Episode: Blurffy the Half-Priced Junkyard Bot

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Dec. 20, 2022

92 - Forever / There's No Place Like Home (Part 3)

Weatherman Pat & Grandma Sweater Sami watch Buffy 5, 17 ("Forever”) and Lost 4, 14 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 3"). We talk video games, movie theatre etiquette, and try to figure out what Baby Aaron’s been eating. Alternate …

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Dec. 13, 2022

91 - The Body (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 16 ("The Body”). Pat doesn’t want to feel his feelings, Sami loves feeling all the feelings, and Furbys bring us back to the light. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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Dec. 6, 2022

90 - I Was Made to Love You / There's No Place Like Home (Part 2)

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 15 ("I Was Made To Love You”) and Lost 4, 13 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 2"). Pat teaches Sami about “new math” and K9 training. Alternate Title for this Episode: Lowkey & …

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Nov. 22, 2022

89 - Crush / There's No Place Like Home (Part 1)

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 14 ("Crush”) and Lost 4, 12 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 1"). Happy Thanksgiving! Sami’s got a meat hammer, and Pat goes off the rails with train puns. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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Nov. 15, 2022

88 - Blood Ties / Cabin Fever

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 13 ("Blood Ties”) and Lost 4, 11 (“Cabin Fever"). We try out some new Zoom features. Sami may be podcasting from the other side and Pat's face is rusting. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

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Nov. 8, 2022

87 - Checkpoint / Something Nice Back Home

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 12 ("Checkpoint”) and Lost 4, 10 (“Something Nice Back Home"). Sami almost shoplifts and Bad Pat has arrived! Alternate Title for this Episode: The Frozen Pizza Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

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Nov. 1, 2022

86 - Triangle / The Shape of Things to Come

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 11 ("Triangle”) and Lost 4, 9 (“The Shape of Things to Come"). We expertly discuss style and the history of tennis. Sami has a Cat in the Hat story, and Pat has some wild …

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Oct. 18, 2022

85 - Into The Woods / Meet Kevin Johnson

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 10 ("Into the Woods”) and Lost 4, 8 (“Meet Kevin Johnson"). Sami explains internet pranks to Pat, who was born to be a commando in the dark. Plus: Mountain Santa is back! Alternate Title …

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Oct. 11, 2022

84 - Shadow / Listening to Fear (Buffy Only)

In this Double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 8 ("Shadow”) and 5, 9 (“Listening to Fear"). Pat Rickrolls Sami and we can't handle these monsters. Alternate Title for this Episode: Baby Snek & The Saliva Cicada

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Oct. 4, 2022

83 - Fool For Love / Ji Yeon

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 7 ("Fool for Love”) and Lost 4, 7 (“Ji Yeon"). Sami wants to be a PI and is Pat softening on Riley?! Alternate Title for this Episode: Yin Yang Crazy Twins

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Sept. 27, 2022

82 - Family / The Other Woman

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 6 ("Family”) and Lost 4, 6 (“The Other Woman"). Pat has huevos on his face, and Sami can't hang. Alternate Title for this Episode: Rebel Heart, Pumpkin Spice Soul

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Sept. 20, 2022

81 - No Place Like Home / The Constant

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 5 ("No Place Like Home”) and Lost 4, 5 (“The Constant"). We have lots of questions about bundts and monks. Alternate Title for this Episode: Do Monks Have Mirrors?

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Sept. 13, 2022

80 - Out of My Mind / Eggtown

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 4 ("Out of My Mind”) and Lost 4, 4 (“Eggtown"). Pat wants to bring back food trinket surprises and Sami shares a few shameful regrets. Alternate Title for this Episode: Newt Eye for the …

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Aug. 30, 2022

79 - The Replacement / The Economist

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 3 ("The Replacement”) and Lost 4, 3 (“The Economist"). Pat gives Sami a new nickname and we discuss how we would handle twin versions of ourselves. Alternate Title for this Episode: Look at me, …

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Aug. 23, 2022

78 - Real Me / Confirmed Dead

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 2 ("Real Me”) and Lost 4, 2 (“Confirmed Dead"). Pat is cracking the Tara case wide open, and Sami wants you to put mayonnaise in your hair. Alternate Title for this Episode: Daudling Doofuses

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Aug. 16, 2022

77 - Buffy Vs Dracula / The Beginning of the End

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 1 ("Buffy vs Dracula”) and Lost 4, 1 (“The Beginning of The End"). Pat expertly breaks down Astrology, Sami gets nerdy about Dracula lore, and heatedly debate pulp vs no pulp OJ. Alternate Title …

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Aug. 9, 2022

76 - Restless (Buffy Only)

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat and special guest Kathleen Shannon of Braid Creative discuss the season four finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (“Restless”). Pat loves the Cheese Guy and Kathleen does some dream interpretation. Alternate Title …

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July 26, 2022

75 - Primeval / Through the Looking Glass: Part 2

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 21 ("Primeval”) and Lost 3, 23 (“Through The Looking Glass, Part 2"). Professor Walsh has fawn feet, and Sami wishes she had Exorcist head. Alternate Title for this Episode: Bad Vibrations.

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July 19, 2022

74 - The Yoko Factor / Through the Looking Glass: Part 1

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 20 ("The Yoko Factor”) and Lost 3, 22 (“Through The Looking Glass, Part 1"). Sami just wants to buy popcorn in peace and Pat doesn't know farm lingo. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shuckin' …

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July 12, 2022

73 - New Moon Rising / Greatest Hits

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 4, 19 ("New Moon Rising”) and Lost 3, 21 (“Greatest Hits"). Pat has imaginary friends and Sami needed ice cream this week. Alternate Title for this Episode: Panic Meltdown City

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