Episodes

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 18 ("Entropy”) and Lost 5, 15 (“Follow The Leader"). Sami pipettes everywhere, Wizard Pat has substance and flourish and there’s A LOT of pirate talk this episode. Alternate Title for this Episode: Four Yeats …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 17 ("Normal Again”) and Lost 5, 14 (“The Variable"). Sami has a big announcement! There may be a didgeridoo in Pat’s future. Alternate Title for this Episode: Frying Up Some Violence.

In this double-Buffy, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 15 ("As You Were”) and 6, 16 (“Hell’s Bells"). Brillo Pat has found his perfect impersonation, and Sami bans gross food mentions on the podcast. Alternate Title for this Episode: Scar …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 14 ("Older and Far Away”) and Lost 5, 13 (“Some Like It Hoth"). Pat has the recipe for a perfect night in, and Sami knows a lot about crash test dummies. Alternate Title for …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 13 ("Dead Things”) and Lost 5, 12 (“Dead is Dead"). Pat claims to be a moonwalking fiend, and Sami’s here to explain the French. Alternate Title for this Episode: The Pondering Detectives

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 12 ("Doublemeat Palace”) and Lost 5, 11 (“Whatever Happened, Happened"). Pat the Grillmaster spills all the fast food secrets, and Sami has the food preferences of a 5-year-old. Alternate Title for this Episode: What …

Jo Jangles & Brohan are hot and fresh on the airwaves, watch Buffy 6, 11 ("Gone”) and Lost 5, 10 (“He’s Our You"). We don’t have chicken murder in our hearts. Alternate Title for this Episode: Texas Oldham.

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 10 ("Wrecked”) and Lost 5, 9 (“Namaste"). Sami has fungus fears and thinks Pat is being sheisty about his predictions. Alternate Title for this Episode: Magick Junkie Town

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 9 ("Smashed”) and Lost 5, 8 (“LaFleur"). Pat’s a street hopscotcher, and Dr. Sami is out. Alternate Title for this Episode: Rat Scratch Fever

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 8 ("Tabula Rasa”) and Lost 5, 7 (“The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham"). Sami visits a middle school, Pat’s a basic human, and we both go full Clint! Alternate Title for this Episode: …

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch the Buffy musical episode 6, 7 ("Once More, With Feeling”) Pat is Lord of the Dance, and Sami can’t figure out how he determines which musicals he likes or dislikes. Alternate …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 6 ("All The Way”) and Lost 5, 6 (“316"). We share first embarrassing first kiss stories and Pat has a solid theory about Lunchables. Alternate Title for this Episode: From Zero to Skin Suits

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 5 ("Life Serial”) and Lost 5, 5 (“This Place is Death"). Pat is a real trickster and Sami’s puns are quite disarming. Alternate Title for this Episode: It’s a pan flute!

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 4 ("Flooded”) and Lost 5, 4 (“The Little Prince"). Pat totally wants to rewatch Buffy, and Sami’s making a peanut pool. Alternate Title for this Episode: M’Fishtick

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 3 ("After Life”) and Lost 5, 3 (“Jughead"). We have too much fun with ChatGPT. Sami can’t emulate sound effects, and Pat imagines living on a boat. Alternate Title for this Episode: Papa Gino’s …

In this double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 6, 1&2 ("Bargaining, Part 1 & Part 2”). Sami no lika Bambi, and we reimagine Grease with demons. Alternate Title for this Episode: Grease N’ Demons

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch the Buffy Season 5 finale ("The Gift”). Pat is coco-nuts for tough talk and Play-Doh > Dawn. Alternate Title for this Episode: Shpdoinkle!

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 21 ("The Weight of the World”) and Lost 5, 2 (“The Lie"). Pat has a winged inner unicorn named Gary, Sami’s bringing Kali energy, and we deconstruct our perfect sandwiches. Alternate Title for this …

In this Double-Buffy episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 19 ("Tough Love”) & 20 (“Spiral"). Pat’s predictions are spicy! And so are our new business ideas. Alternate Title for this Episode: Gelatinous Meat Rockets

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 18 ("Intervention”) and Lost 5, 1 (“Because You Left"). Sami is a woman of many robes. Pat only sees in C4KHDR. Alternate Title for this Episode: Blurffy the Half-Priced Junkyard Bot

Weatherman Pat & Grandma Sweater Sami watch Buffy 5, 17 ("Forever”) and Lost 4, 14 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 3"). We talk video games, movie theatre etiquette, and try to figure out what Baby Aaron’s been eating. Alternate …

In this special Buffy-only episode, Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 16 ("The Body”). Pat doesn’t want to feel his feelings, Sami loves feeling all the feelings, and Furbys bring us back to the light. Alternate Title for this Episode: …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 15 ("I Was Made To Love You”) and Lost 4, 13 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 2"). Pat teaches Sami about “new math” and K9 training. Alternate Title for this Episode: Lowkey & …

Sami & Pat watch Buffy 5, 14 ("Crush”) and Lost 4, 12 (“There's No Place Like Home, Part 1"). Happy Thanksgiving! Sami’s got a meat hammer, and Pat goes off the rails with train puns. Alternate Title for this Episode: …